Fattning me up

I walked/stumbled in my house this morning around 10 o'clock because i was called into work. (what else is new).. and I walked into an aroma of "amazingness." My mom had decided to whip up some delicious cinnamon buns. So if you think that is mad good then wait till you here what was there when I came back from work. Yes there's more. I came into a delightful sent of banana bread and not one, but TWO apple pies. So thanks Mom, for making me fattning desserts. =]

I eat my apple pie warmed up with two scoopes of vanilla ice cream.. mad good yo!

.. not like Mr. Phinney and Mr. Mullins who love to put cheese on their apple pie.

Good luck Mikey!

Well as many of you know Mike Folli has made the major leagues =]

He is my bestfriend's brother so I've gotten pretty close to him. He is in 86 degree weather now in Florida for training. He wont be home until November. =/ But I hope he does amazing ( like i know he will), good luck Mikey!.. Love you =]

Go Cardinals!

Curtis

Nicholas Curtis Putrino.. (Curtis) We are pretty tight.

Man what a guy. He is the pinnacle of amazing. He is (oh my cots!) awesome at tennis, so Agassi and Frederer, you better watch out. He loves pictures of himself, thats fine. Prank calls are his specialty. ;] Partying is what he does which is always cool. You should watch the kid funnel a 40 oz., whoa baby! He tries to use big words to make himself sound very intelligent, it works only sometimes. He's known to be Superman. He's quite the ladies man. ( To M-E girls that is haha) Love you Curtis =]

college drunk alphabet

COLLEGE TOWN ALPHABET
A - Alcohol
The key to surviving college.
B - Beer
The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
C - Class
What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D - Dancing
A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E - Emergency
The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F - Fucked Up
Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G - Games
Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers.
H - Hang-over
Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
I - Idiot
The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.
J - Jail
Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home.
K - Kissing
What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L - Lord
Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M - Money
That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
N - Not Again!
What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know.
O - Oh shit!
What you say as you’re falling down the stairs.
P - Pee
What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer.
Q - Quilt
What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.
R - Reform
What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet.
S - Sex
What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
T - Ten
The number of beers it takes to get drunk.
U - Underage
Most of the drinking population in college town.
V - Vodka
The mother of all alcohol and the best way to get drunk in an hour.
W - Worm
The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.
X - X-Ray
How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.
Y - Yourself
The one who drinks way too much every weekend.
Z - Zoned
How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking.

Dear rugs..

Dear Matt Rugs,

I hate your stinkin guts. You make me vomit. Your the scum between my toes.

Love, Brittney Crane

Rugs (ruh-gs)

proper noun

1. a boy who thinks he knows it all but in reality doesn't.

2. annoying

3. will make lies to get you in trouble

4. will disturb you while you are in learning process

5. brown-noser

synonyms: dumb, annoying, short, sea of orange creator

LOVE YOU MATT =]

Reunion coming soon

I miss my volleyball team =[

.. not the actually playing volleyball with them (haha) but hanging out with them. We had team "hair-dying," pasta dinners, fancy dinners at PS Restaurant, sleepovers in dining rooms, sumons to talk to ghosts with the Ouija board, hang outs with pizza, parades, bake sales, bottle drives, friendship braclet making, trips to walmart, and team plannings to torture Fran. haha I miss "bus love life" talks, showering in a group, bwue zebwas, sweet ass spandex, making sandwiches at the giant, breakfast pizza and bagels and watching michelle ruin every clap in our circle.

We need a reunion.

K thanks love you BYE.

Rock of Love

I love reality television as bad as that sounds. My new fav. reality show lately is Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. Basically Bret has been through this game before, (Hence the 2 in Rock of Love) he is trying to find love. There is only 7 girls left- Kristy Joe, (My fav!) Daisy, Inna, Amber, Jessica, Megan, and Destiny. I find it hilarious when the girls get so mad at each other for being alone with Bret. I love elimination because I love getting closer and closer to the final girl. Hopefully its not Inna because shes like a big ugly oger who needs a make-up lesson. Daisy needs to take some collagen out of her lips. Destiny needs a haircut and a new wardrobe. Jessica isn't really all that pretty. Megan need some agressiveness. And Ambre need to find someone her own age or at least look the age she really is. So I hope Kristy Joe wins becauses she amazing!

Rock of Love is on Sundays @ 9pm on VH1.. so watch it bitches =]

Crunktastical?

http://crunktastical.blogspot.com/

So i found a crunktastical blog. (Not Really)
It basically had a bunch of celeb goof ups, jail time, bad hair days, worst dressed, etc.
It's mostly gossip about the rich and famous.
Check it.

No!

Omg i do not want to go back to school tomorrow! =[

Goodbye bugs, hello crab!

If I could go anywhere right now it would be Maryland. It is my favorite place. I normally go down to maryland once a year. I have family that live down there. It sucks because they're like my favorite, I get along with them all and they're all super fun.. but we cant have super fun when they live like 5 hours away. But besides family being there, I also love it because it's beautiful, well at least the parts that I've been to. Most of the houses are big and expensive and landscaped like you've never seen. Maryland doesn't have mosquitos either, like New York does, which is a big plus!.. I hate all bugs. Maryland is also known for amazing crab and I love crab. Yummy =]

I would love to eventually live down there some day.

Money in the bank!

So as you all know I am a current employee of Romas Bakery. Well, as of Saturday February 16th, it was the start of my 40 hour week that I was about to put forth. Let me tell you, it's now Friday February 22nd, and I am exhausted!.. Today i put in and 8 1/2 hour shift, and it was brutal seeing as how it was my bestfriends birthday and we celebrated downtown.( we all know what can happen downtown haha) Anyways, the upside of things is that I'm going to make a fat paycheck! Woop Woop!!

yayy for music!

I love listening to music. It's my savior. I listen to it when I get ready in the morning, when I drive, and when i write my blogs. =] It's like each song is someones theme music. I love relating to songs and being like "wow thats my life." There is always a song for what kind of mood your in, whether you broke up with your significant other, or you got into a fight with a friend, or if your wicked pumped to be going out tonight, or if your with all your friends. It's just sweet. I love dancing to music too, and it really gets the party going.

Yayyy for music!

Tubing tester

If I could choose any job to do for the rest of my life, it would have to be tubing tester. Now whats that you might ask? Well, I would be testing all different kinds of tubes and floats for boat tubing. Number one, I love tubing. It's got to be the greatest thing ever. Number two, I would get to live on a lake or an ocean because I would obviously need to go to work everyday. Number three, my work clothes would consist of a wet suit and nothing else. Number four, hello, you get paid for tubing. Number five, you get to go real fast. Since there are so many prototypes of tubes that are coming out, there is a definite need to tubing testers.

This would be my dream job.

The Breakfast Club

I am watching the greatest movie EVER... The Breakfast Club. Oh my god it's so amazing. Who doesn't love a good film that you can relate to. 5 kids are in Saturday detention, and they have nothing in common except for the hatred of their parents. There's The Brain, The Criminal, The Basketcase, The Princess, and The Jock. After getting to know eachother they come to find out that they have a lot more in common then they thought. Love connections are made at the end with the "Sporto" and "Allison" the basketcase, along with "Claire" the princess and "Bender" the criminal. The movie takes place in 1985 so its a little far-fetched from reality but it's still amazing!

School?.. who cares

SENIORITIS

WARNING: IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS

PEOPLE AFFECTED: Seniors in highschool.

SIDE EFFECTS: Not doing homework, not getting up for school, skipping class, a sudden drop in grades, only wanting to PARTY, and just not caring.

If side effects have occured, please dont see a doctor. It's too late now, theres no going back.

THIS DISEASE IS ONLY SPREADING. THERE IS NO STOPPING IT. SAVE YOURSELF.

hahahahahhahaha

Your face is a massacre

So as you all know I work at Romas Bakery, woop woop.
I have been there for almost a year now. I cannot stand ignorant and rude customers. A man came in and asked me to slice him some Prosciutto. If you dont know, it is very hard to slice because it must be sliced EXTREMELY thin. Well, once in a blue moon you're able to cut a whole strip of it the prosciutto, otherwise you get about half of a slice. Well lets just say that this day was not a blue moon. The man said to me, "C'mon girl dont you know how to cut prosciutto?" Of course I said yes, but what do you mean? He said, "its supposed to be long, like this," and he held up this fingers and portrayed how long this meat should be. So in return. I said, "well I can but I have to make it thicker." He then proceeded to tell me that thats not true. So in confusment with a questionable look I asked, "what are you talking about?" He said, "you dont know how to cut it." In disgust I raised my voice and said, "no sir, our slicer wont allow to cut a whole slice that thin." He still was telling me thats not true. Even more angry I said, "if you want whole slices than I have to make them thicker!" He said, "No then I dont want it." So I said fine. I rang him out for his bread and he began telling me that this is a massacre. So I said your face is a massacre. Haha.. not really. I just said, "ya, okay."

I hate Prosciutto.

blahhhhhhd/no no no drama

why not a love revolution?

Okay lets talk about Valentines Day..

I hate it! It's the most pointless holiday EVER. Why should you only declare your love one day out of the year? Sure its cute when that boy gives you a flower or two but that should be everyday, i think us girls are worth it. That's right.

But anyways, why not have everyday be Valentines Day. We should love everyday. We can start a love revolution and love will be spread to everyone, everything, and everywhere. WE CAN ALL JUST LOVE AND GET NAKED. [haha -joke; well maybe not]

So everyone spread your love.. Not just today but everyday!

You can start the love revolution.

Yay to love! =]

Snow.. what snow?

As much as I love getting days off because of snowww.. i hate the snow. I am currently trapped at my grandmas house because henrietta the honda (my car) cant drive these treterous conditions. I was on my way to pick up my brother and his friends when my car lost control on Prescott. Henrietta made it clear that she was not about to go up this hill. So i proceeded to turn around. I had to get to the closed place possible so i thought hey grandmas!.. Anyways so i continued to make my way to the top of Hill ave. where my grandma indeed lives. After making 360's and almost colliding with an SUV i finally made it good ol' grandmas house. I feared Henriettas life, but she pulled through. But the upside to going to grandmas house is yessss she fed me mad good food.. yummmy =]

So yes that was my day.. and yes im still trapped here.

Lets go wildcats!

Okay, i plan to attend Cazenovia College, home of the wildcats, in fall 2008. Its located right outside of Syracuse, in a town (wouldn't you know!) Cazenovia. The college is right on Cazenovia Lake and is beautiful in any season. The school has approx. 900 kids. Yes i know small. Our highschool has more students than Caz does, but i fell in love with it. I am going to study elementary education, i know shocking. I cant wait to go. You have no idea how much i want to get out of here. Im sick of highschool drama; immature boys that need to grow up and egotistical b*tchy girls. I cant wait to meet new people.

And now that im a wildcat i can sing with Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical =]

A year gone by..

One year ago on this day, February 12th, 2007, My bestfriends father was killed, Mr. Reif. He was one of the greatest people i knew, and still do know. Deserving, he was not. He was loved very much especially his family. He was close to everyone of his child's friends; including me. I try to remember the great times i had with him. The chinese fire drills and getting caught by the cops, shooting the poisin arrow through my heart, singing 50 cent, and showing off our emormous GUNS. He would always call me his girl b.crane, i still laugh when i picture him saying it. Not a day goes by that i dont think about him. His death was tragic and will never be forgotten.

Rest In Peace Mr. Reif
I love you
May you rest with the angels

CHARLAY

Okay so clearly this is the best video EVER!
CHARLAYYY!!

Beffies

My bestfriends.

We like to call ourselves the originals.

ABEKLLS

Ally, Brittney, Emily, Katelyn, Lauren, Lauren, Stacy

Together forever never aprt maybe in distance but never in heart

Communications

Well i think its safe to say that I have the best communications class EVERRR. Oh my God it's so amazing. To start off we have the BEST teacher ever! Hello, who else would let you talk about boobs everyday. Most of our homework is stuff that we actually like to do, like blogging for example. Tim is in our class which if you haven't heard is the best person ever.. true statement. I've got my man B Bobes who prolly gives the best speeches.. EVER. Plus I've got Marie who i love love love, and Curtis.. enough said.